Its a wonderful life...

We at shmuz weekly would like to wish you all a happy holidays, no matter what denomination you are. Unless you have a foot fetish, cuz that shit is weird. Whether you've been naughty or nice this year I have one thing to say.

Don't binge drink on eggnog. Get a nice buzz going, but that dairy is going to hit you. Its going to hit you hard.

Merry Christmas and get ready for the best holiday of the year (besides my birthday)

- A guy